>Top ten reasons you might be emergent

>10. You think Kayne West is a gospel rapper.

9. The word “conversation” invokes a certain sense of euphoria.

8. You are not against beliefs, just statements of beliefs.

7. The words “systematic theology” make you nauseated.

6. You met God at a local bar instead of a local church.

5. You say the words “social justice” more than fifteen times a day.

4. You question everything, even your own age.

3. You can write an entire book and say basically nothing.

2. You didn’t know that “Deep Shift” is actually a typo.

1. Bono is your hero.

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Husband to Abbey Johnson, proud father, irregular blogger and occasionally creative. View all posts by kurtkjohnson

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