>You might live in the ghetto if…

>…random people pound on your door at 4 o’clock in the morning.

…your neighbor’s grass is so long that he has to mow it with a weed whipper.

…you set free stuff at the end of your driveway and it’s gone before you walk back into your house.

…a ten year old boy rides by on a bicycle, talking on his Nextel.

…you are afraid to leave your trash bin at the end of the drive, for fear of having it run over.

…scary people in ice cream trucks circle your house playing “how much is that doggy in the window?”

…your neighbors keep living room furniture on their front lawn, all year long… and even occasionally sit on it.

…the neighbor across the street painted half of his blue house yellow… a year ago and still has yet to finish it.

About kurtkjohnson

Husband to Abbey Johnson, proud father, irregular blogger and occasionally creative. View all posts by kurtkjohnson

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